The Scouse Christmas Carol

Liverpool Royal Court

The Scouse Christmas Carol
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The Scouse Christmas Carol

Liverpool Royal Court

Ha! Bumbug!

It’s that time again when the Royal Court searches “Christmas shows” on Google and picks one to scousify! This year we’re improving on the great Charles Dickens, who always wanted his shows to have more stupid jokes and live music.

As always, this is a show for grownups only so pack the kids off to their nan’s for the night and come and join us for a laugh!

Jacob Marley is dead and nobody knows who bumped him off. Mary Marley, his missus, is going to track down the killer and she’s got one man in her sights. Scrooge. But how can she make him cough to the crime? 

Ebeneezer is a geezer who always quite fancied Mary, but now she’s ghosting him with the help of the Scratchitt family and Mr Kettiwig. Will he learn his lesson? Will Marley be avenged by three little birds? Will Charlie Dicko spin so fast in his grave that a sinkhole opens up? Only one way to find out…

The creative team from last year’s Christmas show are on board and the cast and band are rushing to the Court to sign their contracts. This one is going to be full of all of the jokes and incredible live music that you have come to expect from the city’s biggest Chrimbo celebration.

Keep your past and future, this show is the best Christmas present you could wish for!



MATINEE SHOW STARTING AT 13:30 - SEATS IN THE CIRCLE

Ha! Bumbug!

It’s that time again when the Royal Court searches “Christmas shows” on Google and picks one to scousify! This year we’re improving on the great Charles Dickens, who always wanted his shows to have more stupid jokes and live music.

As always, this is a show for grownups only so pack the kids off to their nan’s for the night and come and join us for a laugh!

Jacob Marley is dead and nobody knows who bumped him off. Mary Marley, his missus, is going to track down the killer and she’s got one man in her sights. Scrooge. But how can she make him cough to the crime? 

Ebeneezer is a geezer who always quite fancied Mary, but now she’s ghosting him with the help of the Scratchitt family and Mr Kettiwig. Will he learn his lesson? Will Marley be avenged by three little birds? Will Charlie Dicko spin so fast in his grave that a sinkhole opens up? Only one way to find out…

The creative team from last year’s Christmas show are on board and the cast and band are rushing to the Court to sign their contracts. This one is going to be full of all of the jokes and incredible live music that you have come to expect from the city’s biggest Chrimbo celebration.

Keep your past and future, this show is the best Christmas present you could wish for!



MATINEE SHOW STARTING AT 13:30 - SEATS IN THE CIRCLE

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  • (08:30) Colwyn Bay 3 Railway Station
  • (08:35) Llanddulas The Fairview Inn
  • (08:40) Abergele 1 Tesco Bus Stop
  • (08:43) Abergele 2 Bowling Green
  • (08:44) Abergele 3 Pentre Mawr Bus Stop
  • (08:45) Pensarn 1 Roundabout Bus Stop
  • (08:48) Belgrano Windjammers
  • (08:50) Prestatyn 13 Mini Roundabout
  • (08:50) Rhyl 7 Vale Road Flats Bus Stop
  • Layby
  • (08:50) Towyn Wendover Bus Stop
  • (08:53) Prestatyn 12 Pendyffryn Gardens
  • (08:53) Sandy Cove Bus Stop
  • (08:55) Kinmel Bay 1 Junct St Asaph Avenue/ Bronwen Avenue
  • (08:55) Prestatyn 5 Bus station
  • (08:55) Rhyl 15 The Bodfor
  • Bodfor Street
  • (08:57) Kinmel Bay 2 Silver Birch
  • (08:58) Prestatyn 4 Victoria Hotel
  • (08:58) Rhyl 18 St Thomas Church
  • (09:00) Rhyl 12 Junction Churton Road/Russell Road
  • (09:01) Rhyl 13 Junction Old Golf Road/Russel Road
  • (09:02) Prestatyn 3 Police Station
  • (09:03) Prestatyn 1 Clwyd Carpets Coast Road
  • (09:03) Rhyl 16 Lynton Walk Bus Stop
  • (09:04) Prestatyn 2 Ffrith Bus Stop
  • (09:05) Prestatyn 11 Opp. Jolly Sailor
  • (09:05) Rhuddlan 1 Vicarage Lane Bus Stop
  • (09:05) Rhyl 17 Tynewydd Est Entrance
  • (09:08) Prestatyn 8 Penrhwylfa Cross Roads
  • (09:08) Rhyl 5 Parry's Corner/ Pendyffryn Rd Nth (by phone box)
  • (09:09) Rhyl 28 Stanley Park Avenue/Rhuddlan Rd Bus Stop
  • (09:10) Prestatyn 7 Junction Fforddisa/ Lon Goed Bus Stop
  • (09:10) Rhyl 3 Rosehill Road
  • (09:11) Rhyl 2 Boulevard Bus Stop
  • (09:13) Meliden 4 Manod Road Bus Stop
  • (09:13) Rhuddlan Pentre Lane Bus Stop
  • (09:15) Meliden 3 Garden Centre
  • (09:25) Voel Depot Voel Coaches
  • (09:33) Dyserth 1 Cross Keys Bus Stop
  • (09:33) Dyserth 3 High Street (Opp Thomas Av)
  • (09:33) Dyserth 4 The Vicarage
  • (09:40) Trelawnyd 2 Memorial Hall
  • (09:45) Lloc Rock Hotel
  • (09:48) Carmel Halfway House Inn (Main Road)
  • (09:49) Holway Garage opp Post Office Holway Garage opp Post Office
  • (09:50) Holywell 1 Baths Main Road
  • (09:55) Halkyn Billie Jeans Transport Cafe Halkyn Billie Jeans Transport Cafe
  • (10:00) Northop Car Park Entrance
  • (10:05) Ewloe St. Davids Park
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Ha! Bumbug!

It’s that time again when the Royal Court searches “Christmas shows” on Google and picks one to scousify! This year we’re improving on the great Charles Dickens, who always wanted his shows to have more stupid jokes and live music.

As always, this is a show for grownups only so pack the kids off to their nan’s for the night and come and join us for a laugh!

Jacob Marley is dead and nobody knows who bumped him off. Mary Marley, his missus, is going to track down the killer and she’s got one man in her sights. Scrooge. But how can she make him cough to the crime? 

Ebeneezer is a geezer who always quite fancied Mary, but now she’s ghosting him with the help of the Scratchitt family and Mr Kettiwig. Will he learn his lesson? Will Marley be avenged by three little birds? Will Charlie Dicko spin so fast in his grave that a sinkhole opens up? Only one way to find out…

The creative team from last year’s Christmas show are on board and the cast and band are rushing to the Court to sign their contracts. This one is going to be full of all of the jokes and incredible live music that you have come to expect from the city’s biggest Chrimbo celebration.

Keep your past and future, this show is the best Christmas present you could wish for!



MATINEE SHOW STARTING AT 13:30 - SEATS IN THE CIRCLE